A Million Times to Worry

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#99 A Million Times to Worry
A million times to worry,
A million things to do,
The things we must remember
Are a million or two.
I wish we didn't worry
All the million times we could,
Then maybe we'd remember
Those two million things we should.
But we are in the middle,
The school of in-betweens,
Our time to think is little
so that our brains are wiped out clean.
But being in the middle
Has advantages; it's true,
We see forwards or backwards,
Whether tickled pink or blue.
The middle, average, median, mean,
Not one thing has a meaning
To us, the changing in-betweens,
We're all diverse and differing.
And even with the hustle,
The bustle, hocus pocus, too,
We might just have a good time
In this school each year anew.

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