Unnamed Traveler

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#98 Unnamed Traveler
It was such a test any person could quest
While searching the soul within;
To take the road that nobody chose
Was quite the perpetual sin.
But I took my chance, without second glance,
And decided to head down the road.

I settled to leave on midsummer's eve,
Though not knowing what paths lay before me
But much to my terror, I made such an error
Of picking the one full of trees.
They made such big phantoms as the wind played its anthem
But I wearily made my way through.

Yet this forest of grief, filled with new fallen leaf
Gave a chill from my head to my toes.
Just where to begin of what lay within
I'm sure that nobody knows.

As I walked with closed eyes, hoping I wouldn't die
With every unknown step I took,
I thought of such things, such terrible things
The ones often found in great books
Of when the hero unknown, becomes all alone
Without his trusty guide;
But when I opened my eyes, they all became lies
As I found myself still standing inside.

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson

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