The Pup
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#96 The Pup
When you can't teach your kids to pick up,
Go out and get them a little pup.
I couldn't train this brood of mine,
To pick things up, but this canine
Has taught them what I couldn't teach
To keep things up and out of his reach.
He'll chew on toys, dolls and shoes.
Nothing is safe, when a puppy chews.
He all but ruined Mikey's blocks.
He chewed cars, trucks, baseballs and socks.
Terrie's doll is quite a sight,
He chewed on it most of the night.
He chewed a sweater, a coat, a glove
On all the things, they dearly love.
Now I don't tell them to pick it up'
I just say, 'Here comes the pup.'
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I
lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the
heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the
tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as
I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family,
so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my
younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Tim Vine
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back
home. Bill Cosby
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