Take Me

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#91 Take Me
Take me away to the wilds of the woods
Make me free to love the soft green hills
Mosey me down a stringy rocky stream
Carry me to the end of this impossible dream

Send my tears dripping to the heart of the storm
Rend my ache from a soul trodden and worn
Lift my press crushing each breath
Pick my sorrow out from my breast

Kiss the sunbeams before they rise each morn
Bless each ship as it sails from it's mooring
Consent each trial as you test our faith
Lament each sinner as his testimony is stayed

Help me home in my hours of despair
Delve me into kind and comforting care
Soothe me softly to silent sleep
Remove me to paradise where my laughter will keep

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson

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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Tim Vine

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby

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