Mr. Right

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#69 Mr. Right
Mr. Right where are you
To find you what shall I do

Will I meet you at a club
Library, mall or sports pub

Will you look really good
For if you do, turn me on you would

Will you have a personality to match
Morals too, and no diseases I could catch

Will you treat me like I want
Or will you tease me and be a taunt

Will it be big or small
Should I judge you by it at all

Will you treat me like a queen
Will you be like nothing I've ever seen

As years go by, my standards get low
To a convent I may have to go

With thoughts of "Settling" on my mind
It's those who lack looks I often do find

I sit and wait for Mr. Right to come
Perhaps some day.....I will get some.

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