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#67 Love
Love is your friend,
Love is your foe,
It can bring you happiness
It can bring you woe.
It can cause you joy
As it causes you sadness.
So how may I ask
Can people put up with this madness?
Is it the tears of happiness
Or the tears of sorrow,
That make people sick
If they don't see them tomorrow?
Love is a gentle
Yet harsh kind of feeling,
It will hurt you badly
While it works its healing.
Love is not a Guy
Or Girl kind of thing,
It can take things away
With the good things it may bring.
Love can take forever
As it happens so quick,
And it makes you so happy
It'll make you sick.
You can talk forever
And still not know what to say.
It can change from sweet to sour
In the length of a day.
But this to you,
I must confess,
Why can't I be
Involved in this mess?
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I
lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the
heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the
tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as
I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family,
so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my
younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Tim Vine
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back
home. Bill Cosby
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