Full Moon

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#4 Full Moon
This? You're asking why I wear this necklace
Well, it has a lot to do with reckless
Behavior caused by an old childish prank
And now I'm on the run from danger frank.

The other day, Jake and I drove through town
Only to find a young man sitting down
On a park bench, with tie and custom suit
And since we were bored, threw him for a loop.

Said Jake, "hey, watch this, dude!" as they came down
And the bright, shining buttocks viewed through town;
But the man held secrets catastrophic
By light of the full moon lycanthropic.

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I saw it first - the hair, fangs, claws, and tail
Told Jake to pull'em up and run like hell;
Wouldn't ya know it? Jake's zipper was stuck
So I left him there, and ran to the truck.

I fumbled the keys, forcing ignition
Returning home safe, in good condition;
Jake wasn't so lucky, the reporters said
His body was found later - he was dead.

I still hear his voice, taps on the windows
I swear I saw him once, but Heaven knows
That could not be, unless the rumor is true
A bite by werewolf means trouble for you.

So I wear this necklace, in case he comes
Looking for me, I can feel the gums
Locking down now, jagged teeth sinking in
I wear this silver to protect my skin.

Friend, spread this story from east to west coast -
Never moon a werewolf, or you'll be toast.

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson

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