Dad's in the Bathroom
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#168 Dad's in the Bathroom
Dad's in the bathroom!
Turn on the fan!
Avoid all the vapors
as much as you can!
Mom's stuffing towels
under the door
and hopes that the odor
won't buckle the floor.
She's tried using sprays,
you must understand,
but most of the sprays
just stay in the can.
They know what they're in for.
They don't stand a chance
against air pollution
when dad drops his pants.
He peels lots of paint
from our bathroom walls
and off of the doorway
that leads to the hall.
We've tried putting charcoal
in his evening meal
but still, every morning,
more paint's gonna peel.
Sometimes he's embarrassed,
but I think he's proud.
It's manly to do that,
for crying out loud!
It's something he's good at.
I'm sure he's the best,
and most of his buddies
are very impressed.
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I
lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the
heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the
tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as
I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
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