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#148 Goats
Trotting through the dusk
on that deserted country lane,
a sight I'd never seen before
- nor never will again
As if by magic
there suddenly appeared
a host of hairy goats,
unusual and weird.
The big orange leader
inspected his troops,
made them form lines,
sorted them in groups.
Marched up and down
like a sergeant at roll-call
I'd swear on my life
he inspected them all.
A fat multi-coloured chap
with horns that curled round.
A scrawny old bill
with a beard down to the ground.
A milk laden nanny,
two kids close behind
bickering and snickering
(they had an axe to grind).
Elegant twins
with hooves painted pink
and roses twined around their ears
(at least that's what I think).
They came in their fives
and they came in their tens,
they stretched so far along the road,
I couldn't see the end.
So where were they headed,
this brightly coloured throng?
Straight past me and towards the pub
that I'd just staggered from!
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I
lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the
heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the
tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as
I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
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