DON'T CALL THEM DOG

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#144 DON'T CALL THEM DOG
Dogs don't cry or do confessions
though any dog, when mad, could bite.
They don't need analytic sessions,
cause if they're bad, they're not contrite.

Dogs don't lie or try to fool you,
if dogs feel good, they wag their tail.
Dogs can find each disguised virtue,
though their rapport is not for sale.

Dogs don't practice insinuation
never mock their friends or foes.
Dogs confer appreciation
with nuzzles of their cold, wet nose.

Dogs are always kind and gracious,
if they are shamed, they stay tongue-tied.
They never turn fallacious,
I've never known a dog that lied.

When your casting defamation,
the word 'dog' won't depict the cad.
Pick some different appellation
for those you curse when you are mad.

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