Mumbo Jumbo
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#130 Mumbo Jumbo
Mumbo Jumbo is his name
He loves playing lots of games
And he really is my friend
So on him I can depend.
He's got two great big ears
And a trunk that really curves
So he can reach the trees
With such grace and ease.
But he doesn't go to school
As he's broken all the rules
He knocked down their big gates
And scared off all my mates.
He shocked my teacher white
Oh he gave her such a fright
When he sat down in a chair
She told the class "Beware!"
But I like Mumbo Jumbo
And he really doesn't grumble
As he's happy to be here
And I'll always want him near.
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I
lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the
heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the
tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as
I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family,
so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my
younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Tim Vine
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back
home. Bill Cosby
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