My Big Adventure
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#125 My Big Adventure
This morning when I woke
I decided that today
I would have a big adventure
Exactly where I lay.
So I pulled up the duvet
And dived underneath
It was dark and it was warm
There beneath my sheets.
I got out my torch
(As all explorers do!)
And crawled deep below
To where, I had no clue
And way down there
With my torch I did go
And I found something strange
Scratched my head, I didn't know...
...what it was I had found
Way down here all alone
It was soft, it was smooth
Could it be my dressing gown?
I'd lost that last week
I'd looked high, I'd looked low
But on my big adventure
I found it down below!
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I
lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the
heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the
tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as
I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family,
so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my
younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Tim Vine
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back
home. Bill Cosby
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