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#123 Poetry 101
I never knew poems involved so much soap,
But it's all about silly bubbles (no, that's no joke!)
At least that's what I thought when I started this time,
But the more I have searched, it seems cymbals make rhyme!
That's not all I have learnt as I've been on this task,
So what does make a poem I hear you all ask?
Well it also seems poems require smelly bulls,
(I'm not sure how they write with hooves covered in wool!)
And so with these thoughts I will leave you today,
As I need a bath and some music to play.
To help with my poems; to make my rhymes full,
And to help me discover syllables.
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I
lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the
heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the
tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as
I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family,
so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my
younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Tim Vine
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back
home. Bill Cosby
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