The Sun
This is the place to search for a funny poem for that special friend. The best resource for quotes and funny poetry.
| Funny Poems |
|||||||||
1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 130 140 150 160 170 180 190 200 | |||||||||
#118 The Sun
Don't you think the sun is bright?
I wonder where it goes at night?
Does it sleep or does it hide?
Or is the moon its other side?
Does it hide behind the hills?
Late at night as outside chills?
Do you think it needs to rest?
From all that warming it does best?
Could it even have a home?
Maybe in London or even in Rome?
Or does it just float around?
Moving slowly from town to town?
Yes, I think it must do that!
After all the earth's not flat.
So the sun goes round and round
Spreading sunshine on the ground!
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I
lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the
heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the
tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as
I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
Home - Funny Quotes
Link to this page
| Free Poetry Contest Poetry.com will award over 1,200 awards and prizes totaling over $100,000 to amateur poets in the coming months. All contestants are eligible for both of our contests. Join Now!  |
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family,
so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my
younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Tim Vine
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back
home. Bill Cosby
Paste this code into the HTML of
your page:
All funny poems are welcome to the LoveThePoem.Com contest! All amateur poets are
encouraged to send their work - twisted short, funny for
kids, valentine, animal, stupid, really funny, spring, sport , long, adult, teacher, child