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www.Where's Santa?.com
It's Christmas Eve already
and I'm watching that Christmas tree!
Looking for Santa's presents
But there are NONE for me.
I know..I'll send him an e-mail
For I will proudly say
Been searching for Santa,
Have you lost the way?
Do you think he's trying to ignore me?
I was ver-ry good , you see
It really was NOT my fault
I drove Dad's car into that tree.
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I
lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the
heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the
tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as
I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family,
so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my
younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Tim Vine
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back
home. Bill Cosby
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