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#1 Reincarnation
I closed my eyes but I could still see
What was this strangeness happening to me
I pinch myself and it doesn't hurt
I'm not in a grave, there is no dirt
Nothing looks the same anymore
It's as if I went through and closed the door
I see a strange light up ahead
I cannot stop, I know I'm not dead
The light gets brighter with each minute
I strain to see, there's something in it
Then I see, I cannot swerve
I crash into the car and bounce to the curb
I lay with broken antennae and wings
There is no way to salvage these things
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I look up from the road
There before me was a very big toad
Last thing I remember was a sticky tug
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson

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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Tim Vine

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby

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